Whoo?
Deep in the dark forest, there lived a young owl. His amnesia was caused by a log falling in his direction.. Clueless of his name, because of his accident, he asked the tree, which he was perched on.. The tree simply answered, " ..." .
" That can't be my name!" , screamed the owl. Seeing a nearby mouse, he asked him, " Can you tell me my name?"
" SQUEEEEEE!!!!"
" That don't make any sense." , he mumbled as he looked over to see a lost cell-phone.
Suddenly it went off bleeping. " BEAP! BEAP! BEAP! BEAP! BEAP!!!"
As the owl flew away he thought " I can't believe he kisses his mother with that mouth!", Next he saw a bear who just tried to eat him. He asked a leaf that flew away from him. He asked a squirrel which bounced on his head for half an hour straight. He asked a tornado which Carried him all over and dropped him next to a fellow owl. The young owl asked him his name. " Whoo.", " Me", " Whoo!", " ME!" " WHOO!!", " MEEE!", " WHOOOOO!!!!!", "MEEEE!!!!!" "Your name is Whoo, you insolent, big-beaked, bird!!', the old owl screamed. "Oh., whats my name again?"
The End
(well, sort of!)
I know it's kind of jumbly.
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